UPDATE: And finally! The piece de resistance!Constantine Maroulis, with a mystery blond, in line at the Pinkberry knockoff on 30th and 3rd. (Yes, Murray Hill. Rub it in, why don't you?)
Note: I have two fantastic and, more importantly, hilarious photos to post in here, but since Blogger has decided to call it a night (unlike the rest of us) and give me error messages like they're going out of style, the photos will have to wait. (Ugh. I can feel the comedic value decreasing exponentially as I type this. Although, some might argue that there wasn't that much to begin with. And those "some" might be blind. Have you seen the guy? Comedy gold, my friends, com-ed-y gold.)
UPDATE: Below: My raison d'etre. Am I laughing at him? I'll never tell.
25 comments:
describe the comedy...puhleeezzzeeeee
I'm blind, apparently. Hit me up!
Did he spring for extra toppings? I hate a cheapskate.
*rubs hands together*
*taps foot*
You do realize that you are going to be inundated with posts from Connies fan frau supporters. They are worse than the Clay fans. Trust.
When was this encounter?
Are you all the same anonymous?
Or...
Is that you, Constantine?
Remember me? We met at that store opening on a rainy day last summer? I was already a few Pink Vodka's deep, and you smiled, then swept the hair out of your eyes with a twirl of your pinkie. I still get goosebumps at the thought of it; you had me at...
The pit sniffer pic has been floating around for years.
Is that Verena on the left? Very cute pic of all three.
"Floating around for years" does not mean it's not funny. And, thank you.
Was that taken yesterday? It looks to be an old pic. Cute but not recent.
Your blog has no validity whatsoever. You led everyone believe you had photos from the ice cream joint.
Seeking his attention perhaps? Maybe he's just not that into you.
OMG. Verena, the fraus have just accused you of being a woman scorned!
Congratulations - you are officially a Heather!! Come check us out, I think you'll be tickled PINK!
www.itsgoodtobeus.net
evilpinkleader, what took you so long?
Thank you to whoever left the web address to the pink place.... I've been there once before and I loved it! I lost the address so I'm very happy to have found it again!
That picture of Constantine sniffing his armpit is disturbing! And for the love of god, man--it's called "sunshine." Try to bask in it once in a while!
Why are the heathers so obsessed with Constantine? Do they ever sleep?
Pit sniffer pic is veeeery strange.
Hey mama I remember u! Didn't we spillthatpinkberry all over the sink?? Gotta love the sinks at pinkberry.
Send me some pix and look like you want it.
Dear Verena,
Constantine Maroulis is the hardest working man in show business. Even random bloggers (you) are talking about him. It must have been very exciting for you to experience the "mojo" in person.
ALL publicity is good publicity. Thanks for spreading the word. You should go to his myspace and listen to his songs.
Greek man are all handsome especially when shirt is off and all can see glory of psychicial body. Konstaki is Greek man therefore very hairy and sexy. You must count yourself blessed among woman to be in presence of real sexy beautiful Greek man.
I being Greek recognize the inate beauty that is Constantine. He is like a son to me and by son I mean I would have incestual relations with Constantine is ok in the Greek culture. Sons, fathers, children, men and boys, Mothers and young men, sons. All ok in Greek Culture. Greek culture is rich in beauty of all things including the beauty of nude form.
Uh, did she just say incest with small children is fine in Greek culture. Cuz...yeah...I am so freaked out right now. Skeery.
And just for the record, the arm pit picture is a tad bit skeery as well. EWWWWWW!
Man, that is such an old pic ... from before he was on American Idol. I was hoping that you had a new funny pic. Come on, he is adorable, isn't he.
I am arteloupe the pretentious snot. Constantine is begging me to introduce myself to him because I am the leader of his favourite web forum know as "Greek Speak" and I like to add the English "u" in the spelling of American words because I think it makes me look cute and smart. I brag all the time about how smart I think I am even though I am an unemployed bitter wh*re living with my lesbian lover who resembles a truck driver. She is hung like one, too.
Ok ladies - please keep in mind that this blogger apparently links her blog to reputable publications for which she writes.
Let's not go getting anyone in trouble, ok?
Hey Kooukla, you forgot sheep.
insane. you better be laughing at him. i would be. and looking at you laughing makes me laugh. loves it.
-telly
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